How to Succeed in Corporate America

...If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. You're wasting precious years on intellectual pursuits when you should be climbing some corporation's ladder to success.
by Dan Mollen

Tired of beating your head against your cubicle after fetching coffee for your infinitely less talented manager at your hum-drum white collar desk job? Well, kid, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And do it fast - you are wasting precious years on intellectual pursuits when you should be climbing some corporation's ladder to success. Pick a company, any company... simply follow some simple guidelines to help on your quest for power.

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